35 Broken Leg Joke

You’ll recall that falling off a roof is what landed me on this path of weakness. And you may have wondered what I was doing up on that roof in the first place.

I heard a joke the other day about someone falling off a roof.

A guy breaks his leg from falling off a roof. "How did it happen?” the doctor asks the middle-aged farmhand as he sets the man's broken leg.

"Well, doc, 25 years ago ..." he begins.

"Never mind the past. Tell me about this morning, how you broke your leg this morning."

"Like I was saying...25 years ago, when I first started working for this farmer, the first night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful daughter came into my room and sat on my bed. She asked me if there was anything I wanted.” I said, “No, every thing’s fine.”

"Are you sure?" she asked. "I'm sure”, I said.

"Come on, isn't there anything I can do for you?" she wanted to know. "I reckon not. No, can’t think of anything." I replied.

"Excuse me," said the doctor, "But what does this story have to do with your leg?"

"Well, it took until this morning to finally dawn on me what she meant," the farmhand explained, "and when I realized, I fell off the roof!"

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